There is nothing more pathetic than a man who has a small penis. Well there actually is one thing that is more pathetic, a man with a small dick who wallows in it. There really is only one place for you and your small penis, my little pathetic man — that is to embrace the fact that you belong in a cuckold relationship. And that is what cuckold phone sex is all about.

I like boys who are honest about what they are. And you can’t make a small dick big no matter how you wish it. So work on the other things that women want (call me if you are confused because women are only attracted to a couple of things) and while you are working on that, learn how to fluff and clean up while you spoil a woman who will obviously be getting satisfied by someone with a much larger dick than you. So come on cuckold, you know it is EXACTLY where you belong.

Hanna
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Oh it is just so natural to be a size queen. I mean seriously – why would a girl want a shrimp dick? I think all chicks are into size queen fetish!! I was talking to my good running buddy D yesterday after our run and he was cracking up at my philosophy. Then he started to think of all of his friends who have good jobs and hot wives. Then we got behind a guy in a corvette at the Starbucks and by then he was completely in stitches. And while it was funny, it was the reality of it that made it so true.

Men are not chicks, they are really kinda all the same. Chicks are hot or not so hot and that is why we get to choose. In order to get hot chicks a man needs only 2 things, a big dick and cash. So if you are lacking on the dick side, you best work harder on the cash side and vice versa. The size queens like me will know exactly what place you belong in.

Hanna
1-888-467-6961